I Shedded No Tears Yesterday

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Hi Toady,

How are you, Sweetheart? Fine, I trust. I hope you are missing me the way I miss you. At least, I shedded no tears yesterday. I hope the fountain dries up soon. Crying damages the area around the eyes, and as my eyes have always been too large and tend to attract other eyes, my already ‘back of a bus’ face is beginning to look positively ancient.

I don’t want your ‘friends’ to accuse you of robbing the grave. You know that they would prefer you to rob the cradle instead. They say one cannot teach an old dog new tricks, especially when that old dog has a mind of its own, but with a young dog now one can turn him or her into whatever one desires. Continue reading →

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